The Holiday Letter
2015
What a magical time of year. People are brimming with generosity, carolers singing in the shopping malls, restless children bursting with anticipation, concerts, parties, decorated cookies, shiny wrapped packages, and bright twinkling lights abound.
I’m feeling quite in the holiday spirit as I enter my apartment and brush off the snow clinging to my red woolen hat. I don my warm green flannel jammies, embroidered with dancing reindeer, pop a few holiday CDs into my stereo, make myself a cup of hot cocoa, with just a splash of peppermint schnapps, and settle in for a peaceful afternoon watching the snow fall, listening to soft music and opening the stack of holiday greeting cards piled on my dining table.
The cards are a predictable mixture of snowmen, angels, camels, and ice-skating penguins. Stuffed inside most of the cards are school pictures of grandchildren, and photocopied letters filled with news of things my friends have accomplished during the year.
Topping off my mug with another tiny splash of peppermint schnapps, it suddenly occurs to me that my friends are no doubt anxiously waiting for me to inform them about the exciting things I have been doing all year. I’ll just make a quick trip to Staples for a stack of holiday paper, and a new color ink cartridge, then stop at the post office for some seasonally inspired stamps, write a brilliant newsy letter, address the envelopes, (providing I can locate my old address book) stamp the envelopes and drop them in the mailbox. Except, it’s snowing and I’m already in my reindeer jammies and I waited too late to mail them anyway. Besides I’m not at all sure how to write a holiday letter.
It seems my only option is to email my letter. As I sip my hot cocoa, I Google “How to Write a Christmas Letter” and am thrilled to see 12,973,814 results. The suggestions include choosing a few highlights to elaborate and perhaps adding a favorite holiday recipe. Sounds easy enough, so here we go:
HOLIDAY GREETINGS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hope this season finds you happy, healthy, and cozy warm. I have had a wonderful year living in our vibrant little Quadrant of the city. I attended community and social events at our charming little Duck Pond, bought fresh veggies at the Saturday morning farmers’ market, enjoyed the SW Arts Fest, plays at Arena Stage and watching the progress of our exciting new Waterfront redevelopment.
My son, Peyton, celebrated the third anniversary of his restaurant, The Kangaroo Boxing Club. (I should recommend he add hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps to their holiday bar menu because it’s really, really, really good.)
Living so close to the stadium afforded me the opportunity of attending many of the Nats games. Cracker Jack, and Merlot are a yummy combination on a balmy summer evening at the ballpark. However, on chilly December afternoons like this, I prefer a soothing mug of hot cocoa with an itty-bitty splash of peppermint schnapps. (What did I do with that bottle? Oh, there it is.)
I am relishing all the perks that come with aging. I swapped my pretty green Metro SmarTrip card for a bright yellow one proclaiming my advanced years to the general Metro riding public, I get senior discounts at movies, restaurants, and Nationals Park. (Their red wine is surprisingly good but not as good as this warm cocoa and peppermint schnapps. I think I’ll add just a teeny-weeny splash more.)
My hectic life includes being a volunteer with Honor Flight, going out with Old Geezers, known as Carbon Dating, and fun ways to potentially break a hip like swing dancing and playing Pickleball.
It seems my social status has progressed from just being tolerated to “Cute Little Old Lady.” One afternoon, my date and I were enjoying a picnic at Lansburgh Park when a couple, a few decades younger than us, strolled by. The young woman smiled wistfully and remarked, “Aw, that’s so sweet.”
(So, let’s see. I highlighted a few events from the past year and what was the other thing I need to include…..maybe a tiny drop of peppermint schnapps will jog my memory……oh, yes a holiday recipe.)
Hot Cocoa with Peppermint Schnapps:
In a large mug mix two heaping tablespoons of cocoa mix with 1 cup of milk.
Heat in microwave 45 seconds.
Add 4oz. of peppermint schnapps.
(……whoaaaaa……computer chairs really should have seatbelts……..)
2015
What a magical time of year. People are brimming with generosity, carolers singing in the shopping malls, restless children bursting with anticipation, concerts, parties, decorated cookies, shiny wrapped packages, and bright twinkling lights abound.
I’m feeling quite in the holiday spirit as I enter my apartment and brush off the snow clinging to my red woolen hat. I don my warm green flannel jammies, embroidered with dancing reindeer, pop a few holiday CDs into my stereo, make myself a cup of hot cocoa, with just a splash of peppermint schnapps, and settle in for a peaceful afternoon watching the snow fall, listening to soft music and opening the stack of holiday greeting cards piled on my dining table.
The cards are a predictable mixture of snowmen, angels, camels, and ice-skating penguins. Stuffed inside most of the cards are school pictures of grandchildren, and photocopied letters filled with news of things my friends have accomplished during the year.
Topping off my mug with another tiny splash of peppermint schnapps, it suddenly occurs to me that my friends are no doubt anxiously waiting for me to inform them about the exciting things I have been doing all year. I’ll just make a quick trip to Staples for a stack of holiday paper, and a new color ink cartridge, then stop at the post office for some seasonally inspired stamps, write a brilliant newsy letter, address the envelopes, (providing I can locate my old address book) stamp the envelopes and drop them in the mailbox. Except, it’s snowing and I’m already in my reindeer jammies and I waited too late to mail them anyway. Besides I’m not at all sure how to write a holiday letter.
It seems my only option is to email my letter. As I sip my hot cocoa, I Google “How to Write a Christmas Letter” and am thrilled to see 12,973,814 results. The suggestions include choosing a few highlights to elaborate and perhaps adding a favorite holiday recipe. Sounds easy enough, so here we go:
HOLIDAY GREETINGS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hope this season finds you happy, healthy, and cozy warm. I have had a wonderful year living in our vibrant little Quadrant of the city. I attended community and social events at our charming little Duck Pond, bought fresh veggies at the Saturday morning farmers’ market, enjoyed the SW Arts Fest, plays at Arena Stage and watching the progress of our exciting new Waterfront redevelopment.
My son, Peyton, celebrated the third anniversary of his restaurant, The Kangaroo Boxing Club. (I should recommend he add hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps to their holiday bar menu because it’s really, really, really good.)
Living so close to the stadium afforded me the opportunity of attending many of the Nats games. Cracker Jack, and Merlot are a yummy combination on a balmy summer evening at the ballpark. However, on chilly December afternoons like this, I prefer a soothing mug of hot cocoa with an itty-bitty splash of peppermint schnapps. (What did I do with that bottle? Oh, there it is.)
I am relishing all the perks that come with aging. I swapped my pretty green Metro SmarTrip card for a bright yellow one proclaiming my advanced years to the general Metro riding public, I get senior discounts at movies, restaurants, and Nationals Park. (Their red wine is surprisingly good but not as good as this warm cocoa and peppermint schnapps. I think I’ll add just a teeny-weeny splash more.)
My hectic life includes being a volunteer with Honor Flight, going out with Old Geezers, known as Carbon Dating, and fun ways to potentially break a hip like swing dancing and playing Pickleball.
It seems my social status has progressed from just being tolerated to “Cute Little Old Lady.” One afternoon, my date and I were enjoying a picnic at Lansburgh Park when a couple, a few decades younger than us, strolled by. The young woman smiled wistfully and remarked, “Aw, that’s so sweet.”
(So, let’s see. I highlighted a few events from the past year and what was the other thing I need to include…..maybe a tiny drop of peppermint schnapps will jog my memory……oh, yes a holiday recipe.)
Hot Cocoa with Peppermint Schnapps:
In a large mug mix two heaping tablespoons of cocoa mix with 1 cup of milk.
Heat in microwave 45 seconds.
Add 4oz. of peppermint schnapps.
(……whoaaaaa……computer chairs really should have seatbelts……..)