Good News!
I just checked the actuarial life table, and odds are I'll likely make it through another year.
With newly acquired optimism, I lazily stretch out in my recliner, pen in hand, prepared to make a brand new, list of New Years' Resolutions. I dig out my list from last year, dust it off, and read: lose weight, exercise more, and eat healthier. Okay, that didn't work. Obviously, I need to be more realistic.
My New Years’ Resolutions:
Have a wonderful New Year, and stay bundled up ~ that cute young weather guy on channel 4 is saying snow is on the way!
I just checked the actuarial life table, and odds are I'll likely make it through another year.
With newly acquired optimism, I lazily stretch out in my recliner, pen in hand, prepared to make a brand new, list of New Years' Resolutions. I dig out my list from last year, dust it off, and read: lose weight, exercise more, and eat healthier. Okay, that didn't work. Obviously, I need to be more realistic.
My New Years’ Resolutions:
- Purge my email addresses; seventeen are probably more than I really need.
- Be nosier. Minding my own business is pretty boring.
- Find the panda.
- Have a Facebook posting go viral.
- Stop trusting auto-correct. This is a lesson I learned after I hit the SEND button and found words like chat changed to “cheat” available to “unavailable” treats to “threats,” and the delicious polenta casserole to “the delicious tadpole casserole.”
- No longer make excuses for spending the day in my jammies. Sometimes, I just don’t want to get dressed.
- Date smarter men. A man who meant to attach his picture to an email, inadvertently attached a pdf of his bank statement…..(hmmmmmmm....I thought lawyers made more money than that.)
- Sneak 4 ounces past a TSA agent.
- Drink more.
- Keep my “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” button close by….you never know…..
Have a wonderful New Year, and stay bundled up ~ that cute young weather guy on channel 4 is saying snow is on the way!
