September 13, 2013
It's another exciting day in The Nation's Capital!
The news is out that the baby giant panda, born on August 23rd at The Washington National Zoo, is a girl! In March, Mei Xiang was artificially inseminated with frozen semen collected from Tian Tian, the National Zoo's giant panda, and frozen semen collected from Gao Gao, the San Diego Zoo’s giant panda.
Today, we will learn the identity of the father of the baby panda.
As seen on The Maury Povich Show today:
Maury: "Mei Xiang, are you ready to know who the father of your cub is?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."
Maury: "Tian Tian, are YOU the father?!"
Tian Tian: "Look man, I ain't sayin' I am and I ain't sayin' I ain't. Lemme just say that she and her sister look a lot alike."
Maury: "Gao Gao, are YOU the father?!"
Gao Gao: "Hell no, man. I don't even know the b**ch."
Maury: "Are you sure?"
Gao Gao: "Look, man, I live in San Diego. I ain't never even been to Washington."
Maury: "I have inside this envelope results of DNA from each of you. Mei Xiang, are you ready to find out who the father of your cub is?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."
Maury: "AND the real father is.....Tian Tian!"
Gao Gao: "I KNEW IT MAN! I TOLD YA I DIDN'T KNOW THE B**CH!"
Maury: "Mei Xiang, are you happy with the results, now that you know Tian Tian is the father?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."
It's another exciting day in The Nation's Capital!
The news is out that the baby giant panda, born on August 23rd at The Washington National Zoo, is a girl! In March, Mei Xiang was artificially inseminated with frozen semen collected from Tian Tian, the National Zoo's giant panda, and frozen semen collected from Gao Gao, the San Diego Zoo’s giant panda.
Today, we will learn the identity of the father of the baby panda.
As seen on The Maury Povich Show today:
Maury: "Mei Xiang, are you ready to know who the father of your cub is?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."
Maury: "Tian Tian, are YOU the father?!"
Tian Tian: "Look man, I ain't sayin' I am and I ain't sayin' I ain't. Lemme just say that she and her sister look a lot alike."
Maury: "Gao Gao, are YOU the father?!"
Gao Gao: "Hell no, man. I don't even know the b**ch."
Maury: "Are you sure?"
Gao Gao: "Look, man, I live in San Diego. I ain't never even been to Washington."
Maury: "I have inside this envelope results of DNA from each of you. Mei Xiang, are you ready to find out who the father of your cub is?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."
Maury: "AND the real father is.....Tian Tian!"
Gao Gao: "I KNEW IT MAN! I TOLD YA I DIDN'T KNOW THE B**CH!"
Maury: "Mei Xiang, are you happy with the results, now that you know Tian Tian is the father?"
Mei Xiang: "Yeah, like whatever."